sexdrugsandtootsierolls:

simplysouthernxo:

southernshellsandweddingbells:

onyasideburnss:

amazonian-warrior-princess:

terrible-beauty:

amroyounes:

True love never gets old!

I am Rita

the fairy

I wish to have love like this.

I am shedding tears

God I love old people

I cant wait to be old

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The Avengers: Age of Ultron concept art by Ryan Meinerding

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stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

i hate you

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birger-wuvs-elsa:

Skill level of cosplayers I look up to

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My skill level

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did-you-kno:

Wal-Mart de Mexico paid employees in part with vouchers only redeemable at Wal-Mart.

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jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

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tastefullyoffensive:

Queen Elizabeth photobombing a selfie at the Commonwealth Games.[jaydetaylor]

tastefullyoffensive:

Queen Elizabeth photobombing a selfie at the Commonwealth Games.

[jaydetaylor]

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  • My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.

did-you-kno:

After 77 years of marriage, a 99-year-old man divorced his 96-year-old wife.  He had recently discovered that she had an affair in the 1940’s.

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sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

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